I drink a lot and...well, I drink a lot.
@heatherleanne @funkywhitegirl these guys are NOT rapists. #ottersarelovers
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@bengalkatlady awesomeole pisser!! This is one of my faves cuz I like holding hands when I pee
If I can't fix it with a zip-tie, it can't be fixed #splishsplash #galoshesFTW
AK found gawd tonite. I found more beer. Who won?
Dinnertime!!! I'll take a pic later to show how much of this monster shepherd's pie I manage to molest
@susanbjorklund you a hotdog gal? #idreamofweenie
this MUST to be mine. $2 from each of tweethearts would easily make it possible #yeehaw #unicornFTW
This is a pretty typical morning 'round these parts...
Roomie is wiggin about leavin me in charge while on vakay. Here's a checklist of things I am being lectured on
I honestly don't know what the fuck this is, but it gets to keep the bottle
Well, I think it's about time to get this show on the road
Done making sure the yard is ninja-free & taking a well-deserved break
Well, at this rate I oughta finish this pizza in a week or so...
It's fuzzy & it ain't pretty (if ya #thatswhathesaid me, I will stab you) but this is what 5am looks like
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