Using pessimism as humour since 1978. Surrogate Brother to @Swansea_Babe09 - Enemy to egos and Son to a wop.
Loveable arsehole -
Unfollow if easily offended.
@Nandos_Swansea down... 21 jump street to go!
#tweetwhatyoueat Oh...... I missed!
This woman is unbelievable! @swansea_babe09
I love a dog walk in this weather! ☀☀☀
@VanGough4 snaking more work from @bbcscrumv this man loves a tv appearance! #bbcbigshot
#POWWWWWW good verse. Dylan T!
I'm dying to get into this bad boy.... But pâté without crackers is like sex with no climax. #paleofail
@1chrisjoce I am addicted to chicken salad!
@MiIIers @crossy33 I prefer this model......
@1chrisjoce you'll appreciate this.... I sacrificed my KFC :-(
@Candy_Carly I'm following suit.... Me and Mr Stupid are En Route to sand and sun. I intend on returning home negro.
Council estate standard!
If an arsehole like me can do it..... So can you lot. A tenner is fuck all these days guys. Do it! #sportrelief
If the first thing you think is Harvey Price when looking at this.... You're a cunt!
Saving grace! Whole @Nandos_Swansea
Yes it does.... I've got fucking OLIVES noooooooooooo #imgay
@donnelly1988 @JoeJMorrell Dunno what the pic quality is gonna be like mind.....
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