“[Vice magazine is] this all-embracing, all-swallowing whore of Babylon.” - Kyp Malone of TV on the Radio
Are we sure no one ever called Pablo Picasso an asshole?
Ugh, anyone know how to deal with a butt-rock infestation?
OK, now I'm starting to get a little freaked out.
Took me forever to figure out who Gaddafi's style guru is these days.
Hey dog owners, just FYI you can't take a "snow day" from cleaning up your beast's dogerrhea. #aaaaaaaaaaaaggggghhhhhh
Wow, guess what INSANE toothache remedy actually works? Pass it on.
I guess this was the next logical step after anal bleaching.
Our new boss stopped by the office today. Pretty psyched to continue the legacy of Dan Cortes, those chickens.
No, wigger-google, I did not mean that.
It took me 10 years to realize the back of the NYC coffee cup is a girl drizzling water through an ass crack.
These shoes are bananas.
Emo saturation has gotten so high in Mexico they now have their own aircrash instructions. Take that, mexipunks!
Rural whites have some pretty weird ideas about hip-hop.
Uh, nice lending library, Country Inn.
Nice to see the DRI guy is still able to find steady work.
The average Kentucky drugstore has a better bourbon selection than any bar in New York,
Is it a rule that new driver's licenses look less official than prev? This looks like an emp ID from the Peach Pit.
Latin America truly is a land of many contrasts.
I can't think of a better name for flat grape soda.
I usually don't go by sheet music cover art alone, but new fave song alert:
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