Richard Emery

@UrbanWordsmith

An all-too-real illustration of cause and effect

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Problem identified. Send the wolves.

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Sassafrassarassum...

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That's why my head hums.

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I nominate Tony Blair!

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The hand was also discovered, in a fossilised brown paper bag.

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Looting in suits.

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"Jamie, I told you to not to touch the controls!"

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The scene at 's house today.

#SaintsFC

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Cackling c**ts.

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Corrrrrr, tip top prezzie that.

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Mexican striker's head injury after Dutch defenders come from both sides with feet high. Should've been a penalty.

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Get your chain mail on.

  • 85 days ago via site
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Your mind tricks won't work on me, mush. I'm wearing my tin foil hat.

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It's enough to drive your friends bats.

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That's okay, at least the rich are making lots of money.

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See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Rebekah Brooks and co. are a pantheon to innocence.

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Would never have happened if the canteen had been open.

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Why the owl got sacked from Bagpuss.

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It's a conman's game.

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Leave a Richard-shaped hole in the wall.

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