I love my celeb pals, I'm happy to be a confidant or a shoulder to cry on! Then it's off to The Sun or Heat! Ker-ching! Winner of Golden Twits 2011
@DarrynLyonsMrP is @spencergeorgem turning into David Brent?
Better wait until sunset to rob this place...
Rebekah Brooks is charged over phone hacking!!
Rebekah Brooks has been charged over phone hacking?!! Never say I'm not a man of my word...
Stacey Solomon says "I’ve lost 2st of baby weight thanks to spinach diet" I think she looks amazing...
Police have an ordered "obscene bush" to be trimmed?! At least I know what I'm doing this weekend!!
Malevolent coffin-dodger Rupert Murdoch has quit his UK directorships! The other directors wave him off!
Woman has tattoo to celebrate carrying the 'Oylmpic' torch #fail #London2012
Just seen Bert, he's really let himself go since Sesame Street :-(
Alex Reid tries to keep his flagging relationship with Chantelle Houghton alive with role play!!
David Cameron is on a moral-raising trip to Afganistan!
Fukushima beaches in Japan reopen for first time since nuclear disaster!
Is Tom Cruise's adopted daughter Isabella actually #XFactor reject Craig Cotton?!
Harper Seven Beckham has already clocked up 110,500 Airmiles! Here's an exclusive photo of her first steps!
I am not sure about this revised Olympics logo #london2012
Is it just me or does Ben Wishaw as Q in the new Bond movie, Skyfall, look oddly like Moss from The IT Crowd?!
How about this? RT @digitalspy: It's Tulisa's birthday tomorrow! What present would you get the XFactor judge?
HD is not kind to @TheDappy :-(
Nicki Minaj has thrown a strop at 'T in the Park', demanding the grass is cut for her! Happy to oblige #tinthepark
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