I love my celeb pals, I'm happy to be a confidant or a shoulder to cry on! Then it's off to The Sun or Heat! Ker-ching! Winner of Golden Twits 2011
Is it just me who thinks The Situation is a regenerated Pauly Shore? #cbb
Today was the last edition of The Dandy Comic!! :-( I am not sure I liked how they wrapped things up...
#Assange uses brilliant subterfuge to make a break for it.... #equadorembassy
I bit of confusion here as Police again mistake a South American for a suspect! #EcuadorEmbassy #Assange
Stood outside the Ecuador Embassy! Police are out in force, but atmosphere friendly!
Everyone was very mean about Cheryl but I thought she looked lovely #cbb #CelebBB
Mitt Romney's family misspells their own name in what might be the most apt Freudian slip in history (via @EmCally)
Thatcher dead! Country plans burial.
@RufusHound this is what I imagine you're thinking....
I think Dagenham have gone a bit far with their #ClosingCeremony Olympic flame tribute!
Spoiler Alert: exclusive photo!! RT @TelegraphNews: US Election: Mitt Romney to announce his running mate.
I wish @dazgale would get off Grindr for a minute! #grouchos
Ex-Big Brother cunt @MrKennethTong has been sending these tweets to Gary Barlow..... #scum
@adamsbaldwin also @piersmorgan was fired as the Editor of The Mirror newspaper in the UK for faking this story!
Cockless Four #Torylympics @johnprescott
Cameron calls London "the 'most diverse city in world"! Presumably he sees this as a bad thing...?
@SamuelLJackson a tender moment...
.@SamuelLJackson a tender moment...
I think this says it all about #PeopleIWouldSexuallyDestroy (especially for those of you using echofon)
Lindsay Lohan & Charlie Sheen in new Scary Movie? When I heard they were in a film together, thought it must be this...
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