I love my celeb pals, I'm happy to be a confidant or a shoulder to cry on! Then it's off to The Sun or Heat! Ker-ching! Winner of Golden Twits 2011
@TotallyMotor you may look like a bald Plastic Man, but I love you!
Scientists now say that impotence can be cured with spider-venom....
Hmm... RT @MittRomney: PHOTO: #WeCanChangeIt #gop2012
David & Sam Cameron at the #Paralympics Opening Ceremony!!
@producerchris pls follow me as I would love to DM you about doing some free stuff for The Bugle! (ps fuck you Chris)
Russell Brand is dating Geri Halliwell! Here's an artists impression of what their child would look like!!
It's worse than they thought, there's 2 Lions #EssexLion
@neilwallis1 @JohnBroggio @appleblossombea @johnprescott er.... this threat perhaps?
Exclusive photo of the #EssexLion
Exclusive: Source of those death threats to Katherine Jenkins revealed
Curse of the Armstrongs: First Lance is stripped of titles, then Neil dies, now this!!!
TV Presenter Chris Evans in new film 'Pretty Shitty Chat Man'
Oh god..... the rest of my erection-free life will be known as 'the time after the photo' #richardandjudy
RT @TelegraphNews: Satellite shows North Korea's progress on nuclear reactor
I don't know how, but somehow I found this photo of @MissKellyO from the future?!!!
"#CherylColeHasTaughtMe to duck!" Sophie Amogbokpa
....and the Winner of 'Most Self Involved Tweet 2012' is.... @LadyGaga!!
The photo Piers Morgan never wanted anyone to see!
#Assange is being served.... up to the US.
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