I love my celeb pals, I'm happy to be a confidant or a shoulder to cry on! Then it's off to The Sun or Heat! Ker-ching! Winner of Golden Twits 2011
Jeremy Hunt hires new Junior Minister for Paediatrics...
In the US, the Yosemite virus claims another victim
Terry Nutkins has sadly died, a member of his family speaks... #RIP
Thought Jeremy Hunt was bad?! This late ministerial appointment will really bring a tear to your eye...
@lbc973 @DuncanBarkes it's disgusting!! Apparently this man was sent home just for wearing this cross to work!!
Cher Lloyd has brought out a fragrance, I'm not sure about the advert...?
Jeremy Hunt asked why he was given his role as Health Secretary? #reshuffle
In the US it's the Democrat Party Conference! The logos seem odd choices of animal, here's an explanation.... #DNC
Introducing: Maria Miller the new "Culture" Secretary #reshuffle
New #Reshuffle, same shit
In order to cultivate an following of mindless imbeciles, I've had a bit of a makeover #insiderers4ever
Rev Moon, founder of religious-nuts The Moonies, has died! Here is an artists impression of his assent to heaven #RIP
I see @Daily_Star's @Gareth_D_Morgan has nicked my joke! Where's Lord Leveson when you need him?! (thanks @Daveyhearn)
If any photo shows how fucking brilliant the #Paralympics is, it's this one...
I love twitter... #XFactor
Not bothering with actually televising the #Paralympics the US did put out this sensitive advert...
Justin "vanishing paternity suit" Bieber is in trouble again after being photographed carrying a gun!
Finally, he gets an accurately titled show...
Confused by Clint Eastwood's speech to the Republican Party Conference? I have transcribed some of it for you! #GOP2012
Mitt Romney reveals his surprise speaker at the Republican National Conference..... #RNCSurprise #GOP2012
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