I don't get inebriated. I get Uneebriated. I am the most fun you can have sober and I tweet to change the color on your mood ring.

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got this walking around nyc

got this walking around nyc

Racks on rack on racks

Unlike jersey Staten Island is not ashamed...

They finally put together my on site office at Unfinished world trade center. They let me pain it paki colors.

Me choking an aligator in new orleans.

I woke up like this today...

When I found out we were going to the fanciest restuarant in new orleans I had to get my chuck bass on.

Oh god im bald! This is what ima look like in 5 years...maybe I shoulda waited after new orleans to do this.

Last Valentines day, I gave a gift straight from the heart.

Sometimes im funny

We all have our own cool kids pillow

Im.seriously having a pretend tea party w my niece

I must protect chicago

This reminds me about being in the car w lol

This is when I realized I was Spider-Man. #chicago

I conquered chicago!

I found Nemo and his dad. Next dory!

I spent 30 mins in store comparing all the sweetened cereal. These are the healthiest from right to left

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