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One of the reasons I was so upset/mad about Sam getting cut is it opened the way for hateful hashtags again:

My new fave fall beer: #cinnamonisthenewpumpkin

So the police did their job seven times? #nypost #fail

Strategically placed so the Italian would remember it. She unlocked the door, opened it.... #ilovemywifeilovemywife

Believe it or not, the Italian's first pro football game. #HerDreamDate

The Italian has competition as tonight's dinner date.

#shoefie! RT : Get #Buffy...Post a creative selfie! My fav gets a signed figure! #FunkoSDCC

Happy, well-deserved promotion drinks with the Italian. Both are called Blue Moon. Guess mine:


Happy Pride!

The Italian & I aren't good wingmen to Best Gay. Resorted to holding my light-up ring over his junk for attention.

#dykesonbikes: The Italian wants to join next year...on a Vespa. #nycpride2014

All slathered up and ready to march. Look for a gay stagecoach. "It was NOT a phase" coach. #nycpride2014


Happy BDay and Pride month to my Italian!

Venetian Gold for my Italian on our 1st. Not the house I was hoping to give her, but we'll toast to finding one.

The Italian gave me Angelina Jolie for our anniversary. #shegetsme

A car-nival ride in Queens....

The Italian & I are ready for Pride next month w/ our matching butch bling. 's taking orders! #yaygay

Visit to pop-up Cat Cafe disrupted by block-long line of lesbians.