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Obama's here. Birds in the air.

My favorite men's room in Seattle. You check how many pounds of lunch you just ate.

I'm going to start hunting for mastadon remains at my place on South Whidbey. Use DNA like Jurassic Park!

Hop off the tractor its boat cocktail time.

No wonder she's gaining weight. She eats leftover CPK downstairs while I workout. #caught #guiltyface

Imagine if there was only one house on Lake Washington. This would be that lake. Minus the Canadian flag.

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Goodbye Mojave. #bookclub

Wal mart brah

Pro tip: 75 degrees + 7000 foot altitude gets you tan

My mom, champagne, labradors and beer in 70+ degrees. Great day

Cake cake cake

Angry lake

Waiting for your Fisker Karma to charge at valet while you shop. #welcometothefuture

New Nas. #thedon

Funny to see the people who got burnt off 70 degrees today. Congrats.

Not a bad time of year when you can boat and there's still snow in the mountains to ski on.

I believe you are on the cover of the cd I'm listening to. It's the 2009 after midnight Pesos playlist.

it was kind of a let. Fully enclosed net. I was hoping to rattle some 7th floor afternoon meetings

This is a car I did not expect to see parked in front of a house in Medina today. #donk

I didn't know Rick Ross went to Cornell.