Professional Tube Driver. Amateur ninja. Also, insane idiot savant.
Is it sad that I’ve scanned my Indian takeaway’s menu onto my phone, so I can read it at my leisure? #ILoveCurry
Officer removed Kevlar vest to make room for imminent expansion caused by Full Feast™ breakfast. I like this guy.
To be fair to @O2, they’re not the only useless, money-grabbing network. Vodafone and Orange are also cowboys.
Found a loom band in the fridge. As you do.
@tube_boob We remember.
I loved you yesterday, I love you still, I always have, I always will.
This is very nice if you don’t like it too spicy.
I have been given the task of delivering these homemade, chocolate covered cake pops to the school fair. The fools!
My 20,000th tweet was a pic of a knitted, mooning Minion, wearing headphones. Bet you’re so glad you follow me.
Well, well, well.
@mrs_commuter My update was fine. Mind you, this tweet was posted a few hours ago.
Here’s my attempt at a loom band. I am boss, I think you’ll agree.
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