Professional Tube Driver. Amateur ninja. Also, insane idiot savant.
My kid is watching the cackest TV channel of modern times. Can you guess which one? Here’s a clue….
Me on the school run. Might as well be a donkey, the stuff I have to carry.
Morning, all. It’s foggy and a bit chilly this…damn, chillies. Now I fancy a curry.
@chintalkakaya @anjalisagenda Seven for me, one for you, twelve for me, one for you….
This made me laugh. One for the ladies….
@Anjuladevi Just watched your Battersea Food Festival demo on YouTube. Actually drooled on my shirt during this bit.
This is what my train looked like when someone decided to use it for target practice. Don’t do it. @tube_boob
Tube trivia: this is where the diesel goes on a Northern line train. 2 MPG. @tube_boob
@itskatywithay That’s massive? Shit, I must be going blind in my old age.
Tweetbot 3 has been updated. Nice.
Just tried to unlock my car with my train’s J door key. #Doh
@Simply_Smithy @severedelays Lol, perfect timing.
@ladytubedriver Everyone says that! She’s a little miss Jekyll and Hyde. Good as gold at school, Chucky at home.
So my daughter got a telling off for being naughty and next thing I know she’s stuck this on her bedroom door.
This twat washes cars like an utter c*nt. #Dafuq @YPLAC
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