Not actually a small wooden figurine. Or a fireman.
Cheap ladyboy joke. What do you want to pay for gags? (Surprisingly via @whispersww)
Why it's wrong to keep dolphins in tanks
Will.I.Shed. (This garden building is opened with Black Eyed Keys)
Brilliant educational poster from Scarfolk. Scarily, darkly funny place...http://bit.ly/14qP5mE
Modern Monopoly: How the High Street looks now. Smart but actually a bit sad...
Sad comment on the state of British public houses and literacy.
Lance Armstrong's epitaph (via @crispinheath).
Ain't that the snowy truth? (via @wepickcherries and @thepoke)
21st Century Warfare. Loving this neighbours' wi-fi row (via @kerryjeanlister).
The cat beard. For when you're really serious about your whiskers. (via @copybeard)
Genius graffiti, via @shitlondon
Headline of the year?
Was Starbucks' #spreadthecheer a grande mistake?
Best tree decoration (courtesy of @thepoke and @mrkennysenior)
Just nipping out to IKEA. Want anything?
This utterly terrified me as a kid. Ban this Beatrix Potter evil.
Make Christmas less shit and more glittery with shit glitter. Essential.
A heart-warming Christmas message (unless you're a twat)
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