Indiana Jones is my hero.
Yay my first schmartpfone
The Dutch think of everything... Check your Poop app! I wish I had an iPhone
5th time the charm: i'm going to #burningman ! Yippie kai ey motherucker!
Waiting in line..... #burningman
Die (r)ente ist sicher!
Actually the best perk is having your name on your vehicle
It's good to be the Prince, you don't have to walk in the cold
Singer: i love you baby, come on and touch me
This bottle comes with a label: 'a gentleman knows his limits. Please drink responsibly.' err, NO
Same shit like last year
Good to know: Indonesia also manufactures HP EVA Storage Controller mainboards
Guarding the new S class #mb
Charlie's lake angel
Global warming my ass
Men in Black Forest
Can you park closer??
All aboard le TGV
At long last i found Paradise! Turns out the ultimate life goal is a whorehouse
Ooh i get to choose from soft or hard pillows!!
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