If soccer bawl was a zombie. http://bit.ly/MakeAZombie

@BrandonBuck Here is a palate cleanser

@BrandonBuck So be it

R2D2 cups

The bases and pants are loaded

And I thought he just ate cookies and milk? O_o

I would love to see @carolzara do this run in her thigh high socks

Worst case of mud butt EVER lol

The alter of shoes sacrificed to the running god

A pair of soccer balls goin' at it like tiny little smelly warriors

Finish line

MUUUD!

How am I suppose to survive in these bitter cold insane temps!

JEEBUS talk about junk in trunk.

Get the fuck out of here O_o Why?!

'Nuff said

"Oh it was your b-day yesterday how about we try to kill you today as a present?!" #ElectrocutionCanBeFun

This is SO what I would do LMAO!

Life is ironic and cruel sometimes and by that I mean fucking hilarious.

He only wants what every single man has ever wanted from the dawn of time.