Totes McGotes


You nicknamed me Pistol, and I just called you... Joben... It means nothing... I don't... I'm drunk... I'm gonna call a cab.

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Dolphins are having fun in front of my house this evening... I may go swim with them!

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I swear I saw this dude on SNL's Californians #SNL

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Another beautiful SoCal ocean sunset #BeachLife #Blessed

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So.... What's Your Excuse? #livejump #motivation

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Hey... down in front... move your god damn ships! Messing up my view....

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Love when the sun "melts" into the ocean.... last night's sunset was unbelievable and a nice welcome home from Vegas.

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I can't let this shit happen again in Vegas this weekend #TotesVegas

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This is why I love twitter....

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LOL... almost 500 retweets and 50 favs in a matter of minutes.... #MNF

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285 retweets and 35 favs in a matter of seconds... twitter wins! #MNF

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My interactions are going insane right now on that Oakland comment... I'm laughing my ass off #MNF

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Oh snap! Shopping afternoon

Mmmmm bison double bacon cheeseburger!

Wow the moon decided to make an appearance tonight just after sunset...

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How do you end your Monday? #Dolphins

Anyone know these dudes? Filming something

My view #BeachLife

Can't beat my view right now #BeachLife

Omg heaven

My view. #BeachLife