Even the volcano cake smoke is awesome - there are rice krispies inside!

Jaden Smith. As a cake.

We've been sent an #AfterEarth cake and just.... wow.

#BreakingBad's Heisenberg has entered the Total Film office. Yeah bitch! Fancy dress!

To celebrate #ArrestedDevelopment's return Sunday, @NetFlixUK have sent us a kit to 'Blue' ourselves. Amazing.

Received a #GangsterSquadDVD package inc. red 'moll' lipstick and a suave Fedora hat. Cue 1940s transformation.

The Total Film team welcomes our newest staffer. #GIRAFFE #Hangover3

Uh-oh. Looks like Django's got the TF team in his sights. #GoDjangoUK

Arnie's deputised two of the TF team (@spliggle @Totalfilm_MattL) to celebrate #TheLastStand on Blu-ray/DVD.

I'm Batman! That's our mid-morning cuppa sorted #AlphaCuppa

Our brand new cover starring Matt Damon and a sci-fi we're super-excited about, #Elysium.

Daw. @DisneyNature @JaneGoodallInst have adopted us a Chimpanzee for the release of #MeetOscar. Say hi to Anzac.

Day 2 of our exclusive The Hangover Part III character posters. Today it's Mr John Goodman getting his scowl on.

We don't understand it, but we can't help but love this Les Mis/Avengers mash-up (via http://bit.ly/12PUlgK)

Does size matter? Find out with our Killer Movie Fish Infographic http://bit.ly/10nERwd

With Iron Man 3 hitting cinemas, the TF team have been turned into Marvel comic-book characters! http://bit.ly/11ZrDqT

Joffrey Bieber is probably the week's greatest discovery http://joffreybieber.tumblr.com/

Awesome. New York movie map (via http://bit.ly/kOikHB)

Well this is eye-opening. Disney animations spliced with the actors who posing for reference http://bit.ly/1094MaH

We think it might just be a world-first http://bit.ly/10rojur #EvilDead