My Mom Says I'm a Catch!!!
@kristenaldridge Had a ticket just for you at the Cincinnati Reds Game!!!!!
Thank you so much for saving my seat and not letting a douche bag sit in it!!!
@theEMexperience And who can forget these!!!!
Morpheus where are you? I want to take the red pill!!!
@danawhite Why do websites post pictures of you that make you look like pure evil?
You were supposed to be a big reason for my early retirement but now your cards are worthless, how could you do this to me!!!
Ever since John Daly lost all that weight he kinda looks like me..He even has pointy ears like me too!!!
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