Man of a thousand-word reading ability, Chaz Bono impersonator/lover
I really like how my school photo turned out this year...
I really like how my class photo turned out this year...
@HuffPostCanada here a photo of me after Thanksgiving dinner. Will it get featured?
The Red Hot Chili Peppers (sorry, H*T) are playing a show at a casino in #YYC; I am officially an old man #Sadness
That was a pretty easy one, time-wasting calendar; that didn't waste very mich time at all #CommonThoughts
This looks like a cowboy with large breasts & hay in his mouth doing the splits. Thoughts? #CloudShot #WhatDoesThisMean?
"@villagebrewery: We need an iconic photo of Calgary for our new site. Anyone have one we can use?" How's this?
Whether she's giving them out or taking them by the handful, I think I have a crush on prescription girl #MoreOxyPlease
Here's my sweet ride made all vintage-y with sweet contrast #BlackBerryInstagram #AmIDoingThisRight
Here's a picture of my food #BlackBerryInstagram #AmIDoingThisRight?
This wasp has been looking in my window for 45 mins. I'm starting to think he can hear my thoughts. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
Step 1: pour coffee syrup directly into mostly empty milk jug. Step 2: misjudge the amount of milk. Step 3) diabetes
@kstevenso @haugie99 new vollerball uniforms? Hahahaha
CORRECTION: I have stuffed my food-hole with processed 'meat' for $20!!! #WhatACountry #IDontFeelSoGood
Deli meat taste testing? Is filling my body with processed meat worth $15? I wouldn't be here if it wasn't!
Homer Simpson in a grass skirt thinks everyone should go home early from work & drink beer. I concur #RaiseAGlass #YEG
I did it, I finally won! Take that #NHL scouts and everyone I've ever met
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