Tom Myers

@Tom_Myers

Stand-up Comedian. Emcee/Venue Scout for @KScopeComedy. Columnist for @DaggerPress. President of @HarfYoungDems. Clerk/Ombudsman at @7eleven.

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This pretty much sums up how slow it was at work last night.

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Hey, Herman Cain! Screw 9-9-9! We here at the Fallston have our 3-3-3 plan, which is more affordable.

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Mick's in Stafford, VA. It's nice to perform in front of the living room prototype at Home Depot.

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From the bathroom at the McDonald's in Lorton, VA. It's the Casey Anthony Stall.

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From the "What The Hell Did I Do After I Left The Bar" Department, it's this week's Newsweek cover

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Happy I could help as an employee. Thanks and !

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I like Fall weather, but not this kind of Fall weather

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A belated pic from my trip to Frederick County, MD. View of the mountains that make western MD so beautiful

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This is how October begins in Fallston. Hopefully, I won't get a ticket in the mail for doing this at a red light!

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As promised, my outfit as coordinated with the setup of the club.

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"Hey, Jim! Remember the Mid Atlantic Nostalgia Convention?" "Yeah, Bill. It sucked."

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Rainbow in Fallston following the heavy rain. No sight of the double rainbow seen throughout the state. :(

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Filling up my truck. Cue Beavis and Butthead laughs ("Heh heh, hey Beavis! The gas pump says 69 dollars. heh heh")

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Yes, those are slot machines in the airport. They get you coming in and going out.

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Looking out the window from the terminal at the airport. A reminder that Las Vegas is surrounded by mountains.

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My credentials for the ! Just what my ego needs ... more inflating.

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Good morning, Las Vegas! From my hotel room, I can see the MGM Grand along the Las Vegas Strip.

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The pool at the hotel where I am staying. Yes. The hotel where I am staying. Nice!

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Only in Las Vegas can one buy a Pina Colada and drink it out of a plastic replica of the Eiffel Tower.

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My "big" win after putting $2 into the slots at the Hard Rock . I did eat lunch there, so they came out ahead. ;)

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