Tom Scott


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In which and I dance like prats on London Overground tracks in the #thamestunnel. It's a good day.

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A GoPro, attached to a pool cue by , may have made the best GIF.

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(Correction to that last tweet: tomorrow’s the final fire night, not Friday. If you’re in the area, it’s worth a look.)

There is a fire garden at the National Theatre! Tonight, tomorrow and Friday, 9:30-11. It’s starkly beautiful.

If you’re wondering “are the damn Olympics-only lanes causing a traffic mind-cluster”, the answer is yes. Yes they are.

“The guy from the mascot missile game and McDonalds parody is holding a torch? Agh!” #whatlocogisthinking #jontylympics

Grumpiest Torchbearer ’s in the pub. Think he forgives and me. He’s celebrity tonight. #jontylympics

Many many photos of #jontylympics are on that hashtag. That is the best troll I’ve ever pulled off.

There are Jonty masks. We may have rickrolled him as the “London Troll Choir”. #jontylympics

Last year and I jokingly nominated an unwitting . Now: he’s the Grumpiest Torchbearer. #jontylympics

That’s a bad abbreviation to use on toilet paper, Sainsbury’s.

Intriguing: McDonalds’ Olympics ad agency linked to my parody,, then erased the tweet. Wonder why?