OMAFG. Lady Gaga and Mel B hooking up for @rednoseday in the Comic Relief offices. #DoSomethingFunnyForMoney

Peacock-cock-cock-cock @ Holland Park!

Peacock-cock-cock-cock @ Holland Park!

Peacock-cock-cock-cock @ Holland Park!

Al Weiwei's Sunflower Seeds at Tate Modern. A 'powerful commentary on the human condition'. Apparently.

How to become a Dalmatian. Step 1:

There were reports, actual reports, of shops, actual shops, running out of milk. Actual milk.

Stevens 'Jalopy' Removals. Next stop: That London. *parp*

Dance Marketers...this seem familiar?!

This bonfire is completely out of control. I am the other side of double glazing and can properly feel it!

Ohhhhh!! This Vogue contributor has THE best name I've ever seen. Amazing :-D This has made my week!

My darling colleagues, @robintheoffice and co, have decided I look like a young Chris Packham. Devastated.