@ThunderDolt & @vmarinelli & @spdracerx

Mojo's (yes, you are. Word!)

Name that *ahem* rock star?!

Hell to the yes, you red-headed minx!

@spdracerx don't eat at Stir Crazy!

Bacon.

@spdracerx don't eat at Stir Crazy!

I can't say, I just can't. Not that I won't, I just am missing some key word...

RVA: Second Set for "The Bush League" at The Pour House in Short Pump will jump off in 15 mins. B oogie up here!

RVA: know anyone trying to quit? Walgreens @ Buford/Midlo nicotine losenges clearance $18!

In a douche move that couldn't have been planned better, TV Guide (mis)labels Billy Mays tribute as "Paid Programming"

@questlove posted http://www.zshare.net/audio/61977854b333d9bf/ early this am. Note the prize banner I got. Wow.

Why are you mowing the parking lot? Is the asphalt too high, or are you?

Ambien commercial: I say she can't sleep because she's obsessed with the leaderboard...

Let me see... What can I do about this confounded cantankerous pup?!

Something seems funny about a "single" hook, and the fact that it's rubbed, but I'm not sure what...

As if my odor were not strong enough...

Just How did all this dog hair get on the mirror? How freaking agile is our dog?

This bike plus this rain does not a happy @ThunderDolt make. And yes, the sprinklers are indeed on.

Coworker in meeting learned Latin: "ad hoc" means "in prompt to". The french "impromptu" must be too foreign...