3 days ago from phone  
It's November in Virginia. I am outside and shirtless and it feels great! Bask in my lilly-whiteness! LADIES...
5 days ago from phone  
Virginia: Have you voted yet?
10 days ago from phone  
Hey man! Hoosierdriva?
19 days ago from phone  
This is actually more in focus than my vision of this Lamb of God show at The Norva...
30 days ago from phone  
Look everyone! It's W's favorite book from his childhood. Since it was published when he was 25! Schmuck!
49 days ago from phone  
@go_ernie_go knocked over my bottle and is drinking beer again. #OHSHIT@VMARINELLIISGONNAKICKMYASS
58 days ago from phone  
No ambivalence about @vmarinelli's impending birthday. None at all. 2 months away, but still.
58 days ago from phone  
Do you know this pooch? He showed up at our door in Lakeside. @ or DM me if so!
64 days ago from phone  
Only original tweets allowed. No @ replies!
72 days ago from phone  
I'll take extra zeroes that point out the lack of a company's caring for $800, Alex
72 days ago from phone  
Denny's is trying too hard Vol 1: I am NOT comfortable with Hoobastank's Hooburrito in my mouth..
84 days ago from phone  
The driver in @vmarinelli's "lawn mower incident" (not a euphemism).
84 days ago from phone  
@ThunderDolt & @vmarinelli & @spdracerx
90 days ago from phone  
Mojo's (yes, you are. Word!)
94 days ago from phone  
Name that *ahem* rock star?!
95 days ago from phone  
Hell to the yes, you red-headed minx!
96 days ago from phone  
@spdracerx don't eat at Stir Crazy!
96 days ago from phone  
Bacon.
96 days ago from phone  
@spdracerx don't eat at Stir Crazy!
114 days ago from phone  
I can't say, I just can't. Not that I won't, I just am missing some key word...
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