Sometimes writer and mildly amusing social commentator. Like @ParisHilton I'm famous for doing nothing.
@MissMandaMuses I hope you wekend is going to be full of fun & xcitement. You may even get to go rock ckimbing too xoxo
Spent a wonderful day at #Stonehenge with @IamTheHouseCat
Check me out as the latest spokes bear fir OralB
Morning all. I am here. Where ever here is.
I wonder where this guy hides his sausage?
At last! My new naughty wheels for when people keep calling me a dick
I've been stuck in this car now for 6 fecking days, and now i've been shoved in some fecking hole for a rest.
So use to side stepping crocodiles for last 6 months imagine my surprise when i had 2 side step this little fella
I've been so use to side stepping crocodiles of late, imagine my surprise when i had to side step this little fella
@IamTheHouseCat will consider being referred 2 as a 'drovers dog' given the new butch look of a dry as a bone coat
@MrBearAndRocky appears iam important. We're still trying to find a town called @IamTheHouseCat cause she looks sad
A better pic of the town named after me
Finally you've recognised my self importance and named a town after me xoxo
@melburnian bear at the Mecure Bar Brisbane. Am i drunk yet? YES
@EXpreggo my friend Miss Fanuary is made of terry towel & will happily mop your brow, give you hugs & help get you well
@IamTheHouseCat is very xcited she just saw her 1st cane toad 4 the season. Dont u jst love the glow in the dark eyes?
Tell me. Does my bum look big in this? #Justasking
Tonights drinks on the patio courtisy of Campari & lemonade. Now all i need is a little gnocci for the night #roadtrip
Don't you just hate it when people don't tell you where they're going! #3Muskaqueers #Graffittisometimessucks :o}
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