The Reliant Stadium


Parody (obviously): Home to the greatest football team in Texas; AKA The Slaughterhouse!; Janet revealed her nip inside of me ~Not proud of that

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and don't put money into the human slot machine! #Texans #Bills

I feel the need...the need to shred cheese #Texans

Really hate to see my little buddy Trindon go. The only player with his very own parking spot. #Texans

Wow, even blind black/white supremasists are jumping on-board the Watt-Wagon #Texans #BettaNotBringYoKids

Don't forget to pick up a JJ Watt Bad Dream Deflector. For the 1st time in 4yrs I didn't dream about Hurr. Ike #Texans

Mess with the #BullsOnParade, you get the...well... #Texans #Broncos

Just a friendly reminder, #Texans #NFL #Its2012And

ya is da man! hookd me up wit a grill! Dome be all jealous wit his dentures

Special thanks to for dropping off my custom grill. Gunna get dranked up and recline my top #Texans

For those who don't know, Mr. McNair has a suggestion box here. Slipped this in this AM #Texans

For those who don't know, Mr. McNair has a suggestion box here..i slipped this in this AM

I'm all grown up now, Mah! #throwbackthursday

Do scarecrows wrk 4 pigeons? Pigeons r gettin bad n here! Cant have this happening to Kubiak on Nat'l TV:

Speaking of #bullsonparade, what happened with their legs? Can't believe i let this happen on my watch