I haven't eaten pizza in over a year.
@CatalinaCruz That's what you look like when you're sick? Here's me:
Anyone need a cook?
I know a few porn girls who met a remarkably similar fate.
@PegPelvisPete these things.
Dear porn friends ... BEHOLD
Got beard-taming tips from some epically-bearded chaps today at a BBQ. BEHOLD!
My dog when she was a pup in 2003.
2010 ACC Atlantic Champions!
Lost 33 pounds in in 11 weeks. Does it show?
Sack for -11 yards!!!
7-0 NOLES!!!!!!! Party face.
About to eat what may be the world's biggest banana. If the scale screws you up any, note that I have an enormous face.
Ready to nerd the fuck out.
My enormous pupils see what you did there...
So, @AngelVain. Umm, something like this?
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