J.C. Retort

@TheWittyRetort

I work hard so that I can play harder

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plays with fire in the name of a DiRusso's sausage. #rookie #city

Glad to see the Mohegan plates are still going strong!

Maybe Nonna will drop one...

In case you were concerned that typical Italian woman gender roles didn't exist anymore... #weddingcookies

Fraternal twins

Clearly no one will be working in Columbus tomorrow.

Wishing a happy 23rd birthday live from the Fun. concert in Columbus, Ohio!

This line....not fun. #sweetjesus #fun.

Yeah, I'm calling this day a success and it's still early. #fun.

Found the rapids, of which you speak. #grandrapida

What the, duck?

They told me that Buckeye Blitz was the best and luckily, they weren't out! #buckeyenation #recognize

The man; the myth; the legend. Clearly big time, and he's only been here a month! #michiganstate

The House of Retort still lives. #gameofreshalls

Thought I would fix this in anticipation of my 800 mile field trip to East Lansing.#giftofvisibility

I think my disdain for clutter is unrivaled. Eradicating nonsense. #minimalist

I can't bring myself to throw it away. I think it just might have some life left...

Such a stunning campus

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