After itching all day, I discovered this nasty ass shirt @YaySweetDee left me that one of her boyfriends left at her place. Say goodbye to this shirt, bitch. No more retarded gifts please. When I say no, I mean no.
2260 days ago via phone
Holy fuck this shit's amazing. @rockmusician & you thought your 3g connection was bad.
2262 days ago via phone
There's a dinosaur threesome going on in the computer lab.
2264 days ago via phone
Yeah, son. We gonna have a good time this weekend. By we, I mean I.