Billy Jessica Parker

@TheRealBillyS

Full time Real Housewife and Countess. Debra Messing called me an angel once. Cher likes my shirt. Michelle Pfeiffer taught me everything I know.

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Thought I'd do something different with my hair today. #gpoy

Is this a compliment?

I can't survive another moment with this tiny New York City closet. Where will I put today's purchases?

You guys like my ham?

Why is my phone doing this though?

Remember when Laura and I got drunk at Saddles on her birthday?

Cher has taken over the Pippin cast recording.

I just...

After years together, and I have split, and there is a new background in town.

I always have such fun with Phillip. #throwback

I mean,

Of course the drink in front of me is empty. #nofilter

Posing for

I was the editor of my HS yearbook senior year. Most people appeared on 3-4 pages. Notice how many I appeared on.

SHAKING. MY. HEAD.

I hope y'all like my ghetto shower cap.

Put this in a frame on the highest shelf, and install tiny rose colored spotlights all around it.

This.

That bitch done passed out...

This bitch.