Full time Real Housewife and Countess. Debra Messing called me an angel once. Cher likes my shirt. Michelle Pfeiffer taught me everything I know.
Thought I'd do something different with my hair today. #gpoy
Is this a compliment?
I can't survive another moment with this tiny New York City closet. Where will I put today's purchases?
You guys like my ham?
Why is my phone doing this though?
Remember when Laura and I got drunk at Saddles on her birthday?
Cher has taken over the Pippin cast recording.
After years together, @adamlevine and I have split, and there is a new background in town.
I always have such fun with Phillip. #throwback @MajorPhilebrity
Of course the drink in front of me is empty. @Jamie_R_Hendrix @Peteyville #nofilter
Posing for @jermlikespie
I was the editor of my HS yearbook senior year. Most people appeared on 3-4 pages. Notice how many I appeared on.
SHAKING. MY. HEAD.
I hope y'all like my ghetto shower cap.
Put this in a frame on the highest shelf, and install tiny rose colored spotlights all around it. @dearmj
That bitch done passed out... @chocobohomo
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