The Next Martha

@TheNextMartha

Failing twitter 140 at a time. Inventor of #StormMeat

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Or maybe I just missed something with this?

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this is what comes up for me and for my friend

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I knew it.

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yeah. Shut up.

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Dear Facebook, my status updates are never worth $7. Ever

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So this happened today. #Miracle

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People? This was designed for my blog header. I didn't pay for it. OBVIOUSLY.

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Name this perennial.

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I got mine signed. #drunkdom

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Sorry. I meant like this.

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How about this?

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Voila!

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I think it looks more like this.

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There's a new Nutella in town. #MoreDelicious

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::Poof::

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I'm going to make a gingerbread house and use this as my model.

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Can I play?

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Santaized!

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