Joanne Lurie


A rehabilitated Twitterphobe. TV Producer. Inventor of the word 'Cocktonsil'. In long term monogamous relationship with Jose Cuervo. Mom to @TheYokoLurie & Ono

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Smashy, what are you doing on a screen in our control room?

Obviously. And then we’ll go to an Origami Festival.

Every time I glance at this cover, I think it’s you. I blame the glasses.

This was my wish for Tata last year. Now all his days are filled with love, peace and quiet. We will never forget.

This woman is 73! It totally blows my mind.

Raising my selfie game with and .

Also, I did not enjoy this :/

and it happens again!

Noooo. is a local brand and they’re amazing!

I posted this 4 years ago. Here I am, 4 years later, hoping for the same thing.

This is what Alec thinks of the zoo…

He be like, “But why?”.

Hi! Please help… Are these out in SA yet? Desperately looking for them. Thanks.

Cohen! Look what I just spotted in the middle of Istanbul…

the image wouldn’t open :/ I hid my Zakumi in the flowers outside Madiba’s house in December

My reading material for the plane. Here’s a novel idea, I’m going to read it BEFORE I form an opinion on it.

Meet Lawrence. He got a taste of victory last night and is now convinced he’s backing the World Cup winners.

remember this American Beauty from 2010? He’s not playing this time :/

the difference between pro tweets and laymen tweets. We’re saying the same thing, but you sound fancy ;)

Say hello to Jerome Boateng. Keep your eye on this guy. It won’t be difficult :)