Joanne Lurie


A rehabilitated Twitterphobe. TV Producer. Inventor of the word 'Cocktonsil'. In long term monogamous relationship with Jose Cuervo. Mom to @TheYokoLurie & Ono

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Noooo. is a local brand and they’re amazing!

I posted this 4 years ago. Here I am, 4 years later, hoping for the same thing.

This is what Alec thinks of the zoo…

He be like, “But why?”.

Hi! Please help… Are these out in SA yet? Desperately looking for them. Thanks.

Cohen! Look what I just spotted in the middle of Istanbul…

the image wouldn’t open :/ I hid my Zakumi in the flowers outside Madiba’s house in December

My reading material for the plane. Here’s a novel idea, I’m going to read it BEFORE I form an opinion on it.

Meet Lawrence. He got a taste of victory last night and is now convinced he’s backing the World Cup winners.

remember this American Beauty from 2010? He’s not playing this time :/

the difference between pro tweets and laymen tweets. We’re saying the same thing, but you sound fancy ;)

Say hello to Jerome Boateng. Keep your eye on this guy. It won’t be difficult :)

If you’re not watching the match, you’re missing Olivier Giroud and his half sleeve.

If you’re looking for a reason to watch France vs Honduras, say hello to Mathieu Debuchy and his full sleeve.

Hello, Haris Seferović! The Harvey Specter of football.

I just had some sort of religious experience with these guys. They’re AMAZE! Thanks !

Finally opened these!

look closely.

This is going to be going down in about 15 minutes. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

4 years ago, I was at Orlando Stadium kicking off the best month ever and the BLK JKS were KILLING IT.