Tune Up says, there are a few things wrong with my computer. Impressive, those numbers!

Making ramen for the first time here in Sweden and what do I notice? I have no chopsticks!

Sitting on a bench in Örebro, enjoying last.fm, an apple and the view. Back to work tomorrow.

My new passport photo looks like a motherflippin' mugshot!

I present you: the ingenious Red Cross beach towel board game! Worth about 500ml of blood.

Here we go, this is what the package contained. Ain't that vibrator the cutest thing YOU HAVE EVER SEEN?

Open air cinema in Schwerin for my birthday, how nice of them! (German Democratic Teenie Musical from '68)

Puzzling the day away and refusing to pick up the phone. I need some "me time" after days of involuntary socializing.

I think my parents brought a flea from the woods. It got stuck under the blanket and had its way with my belly last night.

Extremely strange afterglow in Berlin tonight. Everything's so yellow(ish)!

I do want pets, but not like this.

Tearing down the walls with Miss K. Or at least the tapestry. Even forgot my daily soap over it. #GZSZ

It's salad and tv time!

"If guns are outlawed only outlaws will have guns" (Yeah, I'm watching too much Chuck again.)

The mean weather turned my car into an outcast.

So hard to capture rain, but I always try.

I'll admit it is pretty cool to find an address of your subject in books from 1879 online.

Sitting on the sofa and playing Mario Party 6 at 4am. Mario (me) won. Waiting for sunrise now.

Looking good, my friend! (And smelling even better - it's got vanilla pudding in it, too!)