Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular.
Looks like he’s working on “Phantom of the Opera.” He’s already mastered “Cats.”
I’m still waiting for my ring.
It's my friend @LadyGaga's birthday on Monday, so I baked her a cake.
Thanks for dropping by, @JeffGordonWeb! I can’t wait to see your new baby in this outfit.
Every note you tweet. Every seed you eat. I’ll be watching you.
Would you be a dear and scratch behind my ear?
He’s gonna make a great guard dog.
My expectations for their spa treatments aren’t high.
That’s the last time she tries to cut bangs with a weed whacker.
The last thing you want is a pregnant teen in her late twenties.
I hope they stay friends.
Looks like we were left by the Wayside.
She must be very talented.
Sometimes love can be overwhelming.
Tyra would call this look “fierce.”
This might come as a shock, but you were adopted.
It’s a thin line…
Well, at least they have each other.
I think I’m gonna do both.
Go toward the light. Unless it’s in the hallway.
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