Ellen DeGeneres

@TheEllenShow

Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular.

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Looks like he’s working on “Phantom of the Opera.” He’s already mastered “Cats.”

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I’m still waiting for my ring.

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It's my friend 's birthday on Monday, so I baked her a cake.

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Thanks for dropping by, ! I can’t wait to see your new baby in this outfit.

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Every note you tweet. Every seed you eat. I’ll be watching you.

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Would you be a dear and scratch behind my ear?

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He’s gonna make a great guard dog.

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My expectations for their spa treatments aren’t high.

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That’s the last time she tries to cut bangs with a weed whacker.

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The last thing you want is a pregnant teen in her late twenties.

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I hope they stay friends.

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Looks like we were left by the Wayside.

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She must be very talented.

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Sometimes love can be overwhelming.

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Tyra would call this look “fierce.”

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This might come as a shock, but you were adopted.

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It’s a thin line…

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Well, at least they have each other.

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I think I’m gonna do both.

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Go toward the light. Unless it’s in the hallway.

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