Ellen DeGeneres

@TheEllenShow

Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular.

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How do you find a white cat in the snow? Ask a horse.

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Someone’s getting in the spirit of Easter.

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Uh oh.

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The Easter Bunny meets the Passover Pug.

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I don’t know what’s crazier… this haircut, or how much she loves it.

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If you see any Awesome Album Covers, I wanna see ‘em! Until then, I’ll be playing some tunes for my petunias.

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I guess I can’t compete with that.

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I know we’ve shared a lot with each other, but I feel like you still won’t let me in.

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I don’t know why anyone wouldn’t love a rabbit that’s bigger than they are.

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I'll have the salad.

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If Finding Nemo 2 isn’t happening, I better start developing characters for other movies. What do u think of this?

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I’ll be the big spoon, you be the little spoon.

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These two aren’t going to let stereotypes get the best of them.

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This picture makes me miss Orlando.

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You’re not a window either, but I can still see right through you.

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What are you, blinds?

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These kittens are clean.

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These are delicious. Perfect for Ganks Thiving.

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This looks warmer.

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This looks warm.

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