Ellen DeGeneres

@TheEllenShow

Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular.

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I had a dream last night that I was "17 Again." This is what I looked like.

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If you wanna see why my mother’s dressed like this, watch the show on Thursday.

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If you wanna see why my mother’s dressed like this, watch the show on Thursday.

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I spent my day with cows--fill you in on Tuesday...

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Oh, and here's a photo!

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About to walk on stage...

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Playing poker in my dressing room before I head over to Leno.

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I'm walking on stage...

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...or I could wear this?

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I'm thinking about wearing this for Leno tomorrow night...this or my mermaid suit.

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I just twitted...or tweeted...

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