Ellen DeGeneres

@TheEllenShow

Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular.

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Heidi Klum & I played a game where we had to guess which of these women are pregnant & which aren’t. What do you think?

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If you don’t know what’s wrong with this photo, you might be the person who made the flyer.

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I gave a gift today that I hope comes in handy…

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My hometown Saints coach brought me a jersey w/my name on it. I think that means I play for them now!

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They say a picture is worth a thousand words. Here’s a pic of our new game, “The Balled & the Beautiful.”

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donated $900k and saved the peak! Makes sense, bc he loves peaks. Here’s what the peak will look like now.

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is on today. I’m so glad I didn’t end up wearing what I was going to, or else we would’ve been accidental twinsies!

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Y’all know that hilarious Old Spice commercial, right? Today 11-year-old Christian Lee reenacts it. This is adorable. http://su.pr/3IUg9d

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Here's some incentive to go to Independence Hall. I'm not saying what I'm giving away, but it's HUGE!

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We see you! RT All ready for ellens earth day challange! http://twitpic.com/1hbhq5 #elleninphilly

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Someone made a surprise visit to my show today. Wanna know who it was?

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I'm breaking new music on tomorrow's show. Can't wait for ya'll to hear !

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is up for 2 Grammys this weekend but you can see them on our show tomrw. Here’s a sneak peak from rehearsal

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That’s sweet! RT http://twitpic.com/zvcb1 - Happy bday

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#WhatsWrongWithThisPhoto If you can beat this pic, tweet it with this hashtag. Can’t wait to see what you send.

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, if I did Letterman’s Top Ten, which outfit do you think I should wear?

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Thanks for the roses California Blooms. Your followers are kind to vote to receive a bouquet.

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I've hidden two tickets to Circus Tour at this Circus Liquor. Look under the clown & pick me up a 6 pack.

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Britney, congrats on your Teen Choice Award. Now that we both have surfboards, let's go surfing! It'd look something like this:

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