Ellen DeGeneres

@TheEllenShow

Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular.

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Hide your chocolate eggs. And your children.

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How much is that bas... never mind.

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Do you know anything by the Pussycat Dolls?

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This was worth the 25 minutes it took to lace.

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Car rides put everyone to sleep.

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Why the long face?

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Jailbreak.

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If you like Teacup Yorkies, you'll love High Top Yorkies.

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I'll be there at 6:30.

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. blew the lid off my studio. You don't wanna miss my show on Thursday.

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You’re getting sleepy...

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I guess I’ll worry about things in the past.

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Don’t mess with this baby.

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Occupied.

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What, that’s illegal?

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Sheryl Crow’s new cookbook, “If It Makes You Healthy,” has some healthy competition. Not from this.

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Easter, meet keister.

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Another tragic case of EasterBunniphobia.

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I’m glad there’s no age limit on this ride.

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My favorite hunks, & caused a lot of hoopla. A twister hoopla. Don’t miss Monday!

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