Writer for The Cleveland Show, Proponent Of Vanity.
This little fucker is trying to steal my business! #MrBoobWash #HappyMothersDay #TooLate?
I found Gaddafi.
Kids, sometimes ya gotta stop and tweet the roses. #heretohelp
So, Bin Laden was basically pulling this move in Pakistan...
Best save the date of all time!
Here you go, ladies. It looks like how I'm sure you imagined it.
@guster Couldn't have been this era. We all went out and got laid by chicks! RT @TheBiggIdea bnl is gayer. #dependsonwhicheraofguster
Just like Kobe, Favre got a tattoo to say he's sorry to his wife, but I think he's a liar.
Friends at concerts, please stop texting me pictures like this.
Just kidding. #oldme (I did walk over. So, that's good)
"I've got one magazine for you -- just one. Are you listening?"
Lotta low-angle shots.
I like to imagine the water is a giant douche spray.
"No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."
"What are you doing?! You look stupid!"
I just found out where he gets all his tweets. #FF @BoweKnows
Alright! Time to use that mixology degree and make something happen!
Where we're all headed. #happyfather'sday
"Life Is Full Of Terrible Choices"
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