if I had a dollar for every time I was a third wheel
you unfollowed me because I am too perfect for you
When you're looking for your phone but it's on silent
I was so mad when I got to high school and it was nothing like this
When people think they're better than other people because they prefer older music
When everyone's talking about the diets that they're on and you're just like...
When you poke someone and they think it was somebody else.
a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road
awkward moment when you're a massive hypocrite
The awkward moment when you think your cousin is just innocently digging but then...
The awkward moment when you're just chilling in class and then realise the person in front of you is like...
The awkward moment when people think dubstep is a new genre when in fact...
The awkward moment when you try to economise but your new method of transportation completely fails you.
The awkward moment when you can't tell whether she's wearing leopard print or invisibility trousers.
The awkward moment when you find out Whoopi Goldberg is Lil Wayne's real Mum.
The awkward moment when you don't have your mothers eyes.
The awkward moment when you've fallen down on a trampoline and bitches won't stop jumping so you can't get up
The awkward moment when you finally meet your favourite celebrity and they're like...
The awkward moment when Justin Bieber's hand makes you look like you have a penis...
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