It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!

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MY IRELAND! I am now inside of you! Trying to convince the wife she's gotta Erin-go-bra-less while here. My Irish eyes'll smile for that.

Herr Direcktor, Noel Clarke - counting it down: 4,3,2,1...

Said the lady to the man...

This monkey's gone to Heaven...

Ladies and gentlemen, The Pixies.

Be big out there, Legend.

In honor of Tracy Morgan's well-deserved Emmy nod for 30 ROCK, I Tweet this pic of the Tracy Morgan of Earth X:

Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis? A very dapper Bruce with Francie Swift in our DICKS picture.

Was driving downtown in NYC when I saw something so noteworthy, I begged the owner for a photo. Peep attached pic, entitled "Saggy Weiner."