It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!

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On top of Weinstein 600mil bid, AND my giant "Blue Mickey", I'll also throw in Helnwein's "LA Confidential":

Dear Disney: Friday, I offered to sweeten the Harvey/Bob 600mil Miramax offer with inclusion of this giant painting:

The Grapevine area, just before you hit the Valley. Yes, that's a cloud bank. #RoofOfTheWorldMa

Driving back from SF, I saw an old friend: a place where, nearly a decade earlier, I screamed

Wait a fucking second... These aren't the Blues! They're the Blue Jackets! #ReadingComprehension.

Happy St. Patrick's Day! Erin! Go Bra-less! Witness wearing 'o the green:

And like the fat fuck who inspired the shoe, there's always something on the tongue:

Inside the Etnies CLERKS skips you'll find Jay:

Via "at least your sneakers look clean" Know why? 'cause they're my new CLERKS Etnies skips.

Hey ! Look how fat I am on your plane! Quick! Throw me off!

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Just bought this amazing light-up lenticular WATCHMEN piece at La Luz de Jesus Gallery, H'wood:

DailyGretzky: I'm framing #99 for a crime Warhol committed (according to my wife):

DailyGretzky: I'm framing #99 for a crime Warhol committed (at least according to my wife).

Top o' the world, Ma: COP OUT poster on WB wall.

Pssst! Wanna see something kinda pimp? That's Harold Faltermeyer, playing me his theme for our flick!

Via "kevin appears to be bringing some luck tonight!" Not gonna take credit, but I sat down and they put 3 away.

Honoured Members...

Some winners watching some winners.

Pretty, pretty, pretty...

DICKS! I am eating you by the fistful! Be in my mouth!

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