Comedian, writer, I'm on G4TV's Attack of the Show and my podcast is PodCRASH. I like Batman, zombies and long walks on my back.
Watching Viva makes me crave Jello 1-2-3.
Laugh all you want, this Christmas gift is perfect for anyone, a boy or girl, young or old, gay or straight.
When I asked the dude working at 7-11 for some last-minute Christmas gift ideas, he had good suggestions.
For Christmas, I shrunk @maryforrest and I. Christmas is SOOOOO BIIIIIG!
Now it's definitely me. Okay, Merry Christmas & Feliz Navidad from me & everyone from G4TV!!!
Merry Christmas & Feliz Navidad folks. Just a quick silver market to fix this... #HappyChristmas
Merry Christmas from G4! (I know who everyone else is, but that one guy is either @blairherter, @nerdist or me.)
When I see a place like this, I always think how much more fun it would be if the Three Stooges walked in.
I gasped when I saw this since I thought it said Logan's Run. #geek
Oh man. Does Rick Perry know about this?
Mega-desk 2.0 also has lighting underneath and modifications that allow more add-on work surfaces. Yes, I am crazy.
This is mega-desk 2.0 where the work is done. It rolls and has add'l work surfaces that slide out from underneath.
Very creative ornament from @kpereira's tree.
@THNGSORGNZDNTLY Is this pic worthy of your tumblr? I took it at my Batcave.
Quick Costco shopping tip, always use the 1,000 items or less line. So much faster!!!
Whenever I'm at Costco, I can't help thinking about the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Ever gone to the movies and feel like you just got fucked? Moviefone will ease that pain! Yes, it's real a promotion.
I'm at a party. With @beauryan. And I'm holding a beer. It's a beer! It's realty a beer.
Seeing Aimee Mann's Christmas show. I look forward to this all year. Thanks @maryforrest! Even Jews love this show!
Just arrived @frankandsonshow and I know these lines lead somewhere. To me perhaps? Uh. No. Mike Tyson!
Twitpic supports an Open Internet. Join us in the fight against legislation like SOPA and PIPA.
©2013 Twitpic Inc, All Rights Reserved