Comedian. Writer. Batman is my spirit animal.
If these two super-villains teamed up, they could be called BJ. #Wondercon2012
Guess who I ran into @WonderCon? It's a hair-off! #Wondercon2012
Cosplay lives @WonderCon! Also boobs. #WonderCon
So that makes this 5 cents, right?
I was totally just checking out her totems. @kkjordan #WonderCon
It's a good time to pick up your @Wondercon badge. Lines are short.
This is the worst thing that has happened to me this year. Please send positive thoughts and prayers my way.
All I need is a cigar to complete my Ben Grimm costume for @WonderCon.
@mikeyhatesit I also have a speaker I stole from the Oak Drive-In before it closed. I had it chromed.
Ever go to the Doctor's office and realize you failed to dress appropriately? #safeforwork
Central Park winter afternoon refreshment. Hot chocolate + Bailey's & creme de menthe + whip cream is drink porn. See!
Thankfully these nerdy girls from last night's epic inaugural @leetUP event did not kill me with their laser eyes.
Yeah I did!
Mono-kidneys forever! K! #leetup
WTF meets #AOTS. Great appearance @marcmaron.
Zombies is the theme at Batcave tonight. Two of my favorite things combined. Dead. Hot. Batty.
Based on this innovation, we clearly have the technology to create Snickers cereal. Get on this scientists.
33 weeks. Mom would be proud.
Worst promotional item for one of my fave indie movies. I know @PoubelleTwins @bibipoubelle would agree.
I am pretty sure this picture accurately portrays what Santa is doing for New Years' Eve. He earned it.
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