Comedian. Writer. Batman is my spirit animal.
Wow! I almost NEVER see this on my PS3. Crazy!
With a comic book collection like mine, who needs movies?
Pray this never happens to you.
Doing stand up at Holy Fuck comedy at the Downtown Independent in LA on Tues, April 24th. FREE! http://holyfuckcomedy.com/
@ClubBarSinister I didn't know your last name was Simon.
Captain America is on fiiiiiiiiiire! #avengers
@badkidbebe Saw them at an art show in LA at La Luz de Jesus. Expensive. I bet you could make a pair yourself.
@badkidbebe Careful. They bite!
@badkidbebe Hey. You forgot to feed your shoes again. They're gonna be so mad at you!
Hey, I just realized that @MorganSpurlock is not even in @MorganSpurlock's @ComicConMovie. Great doc, go see it!
When I saw these guys at the after party for @MorganSpurlock's @ComicConMovie, I said, "Thank you for your service."
InsNERDity at last night's premiere of @MorganSpurlock's @ComicConMovie. Awesome documentary! Must see!
Wow! My amazing intern @WDM1262 just transferred these VHS tapes to DVD. He really has the best job. Ladies, look out!
What about taking pictures? #aots #imonmyway! #imightbelate
To make up for that last pic, here's @nickihunter looking hot in green. Cosplay karaoke! @NerdMelt!
Obviously it's not clobberin' time. Hey, it happens to a lot of superheroes!!! Cosmic rays are really unpredictable.
My friends are lame. They watch TV on their game systems. @JessDP & I play games on our game systems.
Having an I, Claudius marathon with @maryforrest. Soon we'll don togas. I love this series, it's very GamesofThronesy.
Snapped this pic of @maryforrest at the @Pantages tonight. This photo says to me GODDAMN! GOD-MOTHERFUCKING-DAMN!
At the @Pantages for @RockofAges. Bring on 80s n' 90s hair bands!
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