Why do people say grow some balls? Balls are weak & vulnerable, if you want to toughen up, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding. ~~Betty White~~
Minty Mountaintop Cupcakes for holiday party tonight
A guy finds a purse. He opens it for clues on the owner but finds this instead. Hey @buymeabong I think someone found your purse!
Where is my Ruth? I miss you. Do you want to make out? @drunknessie
Dood! I saw Jesus in Rob's Peen *so going to hell and am totally ok with that*
What was that? You want to feel 22 instead of 12? Cheers bebe! And happy MOFO Bday! @kstewdevotee
What happens when your 3.5 year old sneaks a box of Hello Kitty bandaids into her room at naptime @buymeabong
Because I love ya @Kstewdevotee
pay no attention to the stone warrior in the corner.....WTF?
Someone needs to put down the eyeshadow
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