TxBirdie

@TXBirdie

Why do people say grow some balls? Balls are weak & vulnerable, if you want to toughen up, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding. ~~Betty White~~

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Minty Mountaintop Cupcakes for holiday party tonight

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A guy finds a purse. He opens it for clues on the owner but finds this instead. Hey I think someone found your purse!

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Where is my Ruth? I miss you. Do you want to make out?

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Dood! I saw Jesus in Rob's Peen *so going to hell and am totally ok with that*

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What was that? You want to feel 22 instead of 12? Cheers bebe! And happy MOFO Bday!

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What happens when your 3.5 year old sneaks a box of Hello Kitty bandaids into her room at naptime

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Because I love ya

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pay no attention to the stone warrior in the corner.....WTF?

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Someone needs to put down the eyeshadow

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