Fruit fly sexing, elevator repair, hamster cloning & lots of local eating and gardening! My real life job is running the site http://t.co/ld2Yx46Vwp.
@jenniferjeffrey Thank you. Bonus stoner cat pic for you:
@bsginc Jesus loves the little dinos! All the dinos of the world!
For the last 4 days, texts to & from my brother have only consisted of pictures of Jesus with dinosaurs.
@procopster I never use twitter for anything but honest conversation. Except for when I'm promoting cat litter & paper plates
@themoderngal - apparently that pattern has now made the jump to palazzo pants.
@grubreport - you sent me the perfect prop! Thank you!
@loveandoliveoil Only if Jefferson can join us.
When texting about a GI scope procedure, nothing in it should ever auto-correct to macaroons.
In less than 2 minutes, Jefferson knocked over a full cup of water, stepped on my boob & bit another cat. #asshole
@local_kitchen he's primed & ready. Thank you!!!!!
My husband is the sweetest man. He's helping my parents' 85 year old neighbor push trash away from her dock.
Heard in my house this morning: Jefferson, quit being an asshole & sleeping on my pathology report! #wrinkled
I love that @GeorgeTakei is everyone.
Waiting to get my mammogram. The fact that they have buzzers makes me feel like I'm at O'Charlies.
Can you all keep us in your thoughts? We're losing our gorgeous, sweet Benjamin this morning.
@egratto Etsy is a gateway drug to a completely Pinterested wedding. That being said: #squee
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