Ellen DeGeneres

@TheEllenShow

Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular.

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This works much better than a sign that says “Do Not Disturb.”

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Have you seen the Stevenson’s new hairless cat? I think it just ate a bug.

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This hairstyle reminds me of the Old West. Mostly the tumbleweeds.

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I’m glad we got the picture from this side of the fence.

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Everybody Conga!

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This dog has been nursing an injured bird back to health. Amazing.

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Where’s the other door???

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It’s nice to be top dog.

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I hope he didn’t chip a tooth.

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I think it’s time for pull ups. Not push ups.

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I can’t believe this is real. Amazing.

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A Tale of Two Kitties.

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This must be from that new site, eFarmony.

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Check out . 25% of the book’s proceeds go to Foundation. Don’t miss my friend Lady on page 100

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Watch out for the roadw... Nevermind.

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I think this “Light Position” is “Forward.”

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There’s nothing to see here.

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Does that include college tuition?

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I looked out at my audience today and I saw something I’ve never seen before. Me.

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Identical in every way.

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