A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a Muppet wrangler who does not exist.
Where I’m staying this weekend, bear-proof trashcans are required.
...And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for my flakey Photoshop app.
My car has become an Easy Bake Oven. #itssodamnhot
I don’t know if this is funny or just sad…
Urg... why did I just eat a guinea pig-sized burrito? So overfull...
Dusk, overlooking Bethlehem Pennsylvania.
Yay for fireworks!
Hello, diabetes! #giantcupcake
Fun @alyankovic concert was fun! (@ Sands Bethlehem Event Center): http://4sq.com/19HiOZB
Getting ready to troop an @alyankovic concert… :D
Definitely some kind of Stephen King hotel…
I think I’m in the Overlook Hotel…
I don’t want to get you drunk, but, ah, that’s a very fine Chardonnay you’re not drinking.
Monkey suit time!
In a fight between Darth Vader, a Bacon Monster, and Luke Skywalker, who would win?
Mmmmmm... dollar steaks. What could possibly go wrong?
I just found a turtle in my parking spot! What the?!?
Happy #MayThe4thBeWithYou, everyone!
Troopin’ time! #MayThe4thBeWithYou
©2016 Twitpic Inc, All Rights Reserved