Scooter

@TB5918

A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a Muppet wrangler who does not exist.

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Vacuum pig wants your paper...AND YOUR SOUL!
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Vacuum pig wants your paper...AND YOUR SOUL!

  • 19 days ago via site
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So...one of my coworkers decided to try cutting a chocolate bunny's face by using an old grenade as a hammer.
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So...one of my coworkers decided to try cutting a chocolate bunny's face by using an old grenade as a hammer.

  • 32 days ago via site
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My cat likes his meowtinis shaken, not stirred.

Oooo, goody! A new Chinese buffet opened up right next to the Walmark!

I think my cats may be a bit sleepy.

Hmmm... To shave my homeless man beard, or not to shave my homeless man beard? That is the question.

  • 326 days ago via site
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Office Roomba is angry and confused!
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Office Roomba is angry and confused!

  • 326 days ago via site
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, why is my only local Wells Fargo ATM always broken when I need to make a deposit? Very frustrating.

All is good here.

R2-D2 says “You stay classy!”

Rain at the IronPigs game…

Dooooooomed!!!

I wonder how easy it is to learn how to play one of these…

When at Musikfest, watch out for The Man, who’s watching you…

I wonder which porta-potty the clown is in…

If anyone doesn’t hear from me in a while, it’s because my heart exploded after eating one if these.

So much deadly fried goodness.

Dare I get something?

My cat cut himself while learning how to shave…

There's omething about being at an airport with a long layover that feels like a big Con, minus all the cosplayers.

About to board my flight, a bit inebriated. I feel like Denzel Washington, except with no piloting skills.

I am here!